Coasters

Bad coffee likes to stir up trouble.

Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.

Gossipers tend to spill the beans before grinding them.

Don't drink coffee to wake up. Wake up to drink coffee.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.

A cow with no legs is ground beef.

A drink that never lies is honestea.

Air at the gas station is no longer free because of inflation.

Always train in the sun to feel the burn.

Athletes can be taken to jail for resisting a rest.

Be grateful for your fingers. You can always count on them.

Before a race, eat fast food.

Books about cappuccinos have all froth and no substance.

Bring two pairs of pants golfing in case you get a hole in one.

Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.

Butane weighs less than water as it is a lighter fluid.

Computer scientists install Java to drink their coffee.

'Dark' is spelled with a K because you cannot C in the dark.

Discussing coffee can lead to heated debate.

Dogs may not retrieve the ball if it's far fetched.

Don't go to the bar on the moon. There is no atmosphere.

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

Drinking coffee is part of the daily grind.

Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.