Coasters

Bad coffee likes to stir up trouble.

Gossipers tend to spill the beans before grinding them.

Don't drink coffee to wake up. Wake up to drink coffee.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.

A cow with no legs is ground beef.

A drink that never lies is honestea.

Before a race, eat fast food.

Books about cappuccinos have all froth and no substance.

Computer scientists install Java to drink their coffee.

Discussing coffee can lead to heated debate.

Don't go to the bar on the moon. There is no atmosphere.

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

Drinking coffee is part of the daily grind.

Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.

If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.

If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.

If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

Top of the line coffee makers have a lot of perks.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.