Coasters

Always train in the sun to feel the burn.

Athletes can be taken to jail for resisting a rest.

Before a race, eat fast food.

Bring two pairs of pants golfing in case you get a hole in one.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

Marathon runners know that it all pays off in the long run.

Open water swimmers know that where there's a will, there's a wave.

Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memory.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.