Mugs

Discussing coffee can lead to heated debate.

Hipsters drink their coffee before its cool.

Top of the line coffee makers have a lot of perks.

A drink that never lies is honestea.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.

A cow with no legs is ground beef.

A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.

Air at the gas station is no longer free because of inflation.

Always train in the sun to feel the burn.

Athletes can be taken to jail for resisting a rest.

Bad coffee likes to stir up trouble.

Be grateful for your fingers. You can always count on them.

Before a race, eat fast food.

Books about cappuccinos have all froth and no substance.

Bring two pairs of pants golfing in case you get a hole in one.

Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.

Butane weighs less than water as it's a lighter fluid.

Coffee may file a police report if it's mugged.

Computer scientists install Java to drink their coffee.

'Dark' is spelled with a K because you cannot C in the dark.

Do not ground your kids like you do your coffee beans.

Dogs may not retrieve the ball if it's far fetched.

Don't drink coffee to wake up. Wake up to drink coffee.

Don't go to the bar on the moon. There is no atmosphere.