Coasters

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

Top of the line coffee makers have a lot of perks.

Tune a 7-string guitar's strings to C to play pirate music across the 7 C's.

When a bull charges you, cancel your credit card.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.

When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

Wild oxen are great students because they are brainy yaks.

X-rays give doctors inside information.

You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.

Egyptian history is just one big pyramid scheme.