Coasters

Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.

Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.

'Dark' is spelled with a K because you cannot C in the dark.

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

If your boat is sick, take it to the doc.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

The first universal remote changed everything.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.

When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

X-rays give doctors inside information.