Coasters

If a cop pulls over a U-haul, they have busted a move.

If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.

If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.

If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

If your boat is sick, take it to the doc.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

Ireland is so wealthy because their capital is Dublin.

Marathon runners know that it all pays off in the long run.

Mr. Sippy is married to Mississippi.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

Open water swimmers know that where there's a will, there's a wave.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

Ropes don't get Christmas presents if they've been knotty.

Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memory.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The first universal remote changed everything.

The hardest part of an animal to find is the hide.