Mugs

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

Drinking coffee is part of the daily grind.

Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.

Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.

Gossipers tend to spill the beans before grinding them.

If a cop pulls over a U-haul, they have busted a move.

If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.

If you drive a Subaru in reverse then u r a bus.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.

If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.

If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

If your boat is sick, take it to the doc.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

Ireland is so wealthy because its capital is Dublin.

Marathon runners know that it all pays off in the long run.

Mr. Sippy is married to Mississippi.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

Open water swimmers know that where there's a will there's a wave.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

Ropes don't get Christmas presents if they've been knotty.