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Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memory.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Running in front of cars gets you tired.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The first universal remote changed everything.

The hardest part of an animal to find is the hide.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The wealthy are polite because they have manors.

The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

Tune a 7-string guitar's strings to C to play pirate music across the 7 C's.

Uniformed officers smell bad because they are on duty.

When a bull charges you, cancel your credit card.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.

When in Augusta, play masterfully.

When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

Wild oxen are great students because they are brainy yaks.

X-rays give doctors inside information.

You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.