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7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.
Be grateful for your fingers. You can always count on them.
'Dark' is spelled with a K because you cannot C in the dark.
If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.
The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.
When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.