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Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.

If you drive a Subaru in reverse then u r a bus.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

The wealthy are polite because they have manors.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

X-rays give doctors inside information.