Signs

The hardest part of an animal to find is the hide.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

Tune a 7-string guitar's strings to C to play pirate music across the 7 C's.

When a bull charges you, cancel your credit card.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it another coat.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

Wild oxen are great students because they are brainy yaks.

X-rays give doctors inside information.

You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.