Signs

Always train in the sun to feel the burn.

Athletes can be taken to jail for resisting a rest.

Before a race, eat fast food.

Bring two pairs of pants golfing in case you get a hole in one.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

Marathon runners know it all pays off in the long run.

Open water swimmer know that where there's a will, there's a wave.

Run naked for it will out color in your cheeks.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Running in front of cars gets you tired.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.