Signs

Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.

Hipsters drink their coffee before it's cool.

If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, they have busted a move.

If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.

If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.

If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

If your boat is sick, take it to the doc.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.

Ireland is so wealthy because its capital is Dublin.

Marathon runners know it all pays off in the long run.

Mr. Sippy is married to Mississippi.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

Open water swimmer know that where there's a will, there's a wave.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

Ropes don't get Christmas presents if they've been knotty.

Run naked for it will out color in your cheeks.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memory.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Running in front of cars gets you tired.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The first universal remote changed everything.