Signs

If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to have 3 squared meals per day.

A cow with no legs is ground beef.

Before a race, eat fast food.

Books about cappuccinos have all froth and no substance.

Computer scientists install Java to drink their coffee.

Don't drink coffee to wake up. Wake up to drink coffee.

Don't go to the bar on the moon. There is no atmosphere.

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.

Hipsters drink their coffee before it's cool.

If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.

If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.

I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.