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If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.
If your boat is sick, take it to the doc.

If your boat is sick, take it to the doc.
If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.
Mr. Sippy is married to Mississippi.

Mr. Sippy is married to Mississippi.
Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.
No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.
Open water swimmers know that where there's a will there's a wave.

Open water swimmers know that where there's a will there's a wave.
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
Ropes don't get Christmas presents if they've been knotty.

Ropes don't get Christmas presents if they've been knotty.
Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.

Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.
Runners don't forget. They just jog their memory.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memory.
Running in front of cars gets you tired.

Running in front of cars gets you tired.
Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.
The hardest part of an animal to find is the hide.

The hardest part of an animal to find is the hide.
The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.

The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.
To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.
Tune a 7-string guitar's strings to C to play pirate music across the 7 C's.

Tune a 7-string guitar's strings to C to play pirate music across the 7 C's.
When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.
When in Augusta, play masterfully.

When in Augusta, play masterfully.
When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.

When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.
Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.
Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.