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Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.
If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.
If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.
If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.
No one picks their nose. They are born with it.
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.
When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.
Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.
X-rays give doctors inside information.
Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.