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To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.
A cow with no legs is ground beef.

A cow with no legs is ground beef.
7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.
Before a race, eat fast food.

Before a race, eat fast food.
Computer scientists install Java to drink their coffee.

Computer scientists install Java to drink their coffee.
Don't go to the bar on the moon. There is no atmosphere.

Don't go to the bar on the moon. There is no atmosphere.
Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.

Don't try to eat clowns. They taste funny.
Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.

Going on an all-almond diet is just nuts.
If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.

If you can eat bread, you may lack toast intolerance.
If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.

If you pour root beer in a squared glass, you just have beer.
If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.

If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.
Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.
Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.

Whenever sushi tastes bad, something fishy is going on.
You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.

You can't go on a diet if you have too much on your plate.
Your first draft pick should always be an ale.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.
People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.
Hipsters drink their coffee before it's cool.

Hipsters drink their coffee before it's cool.