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If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

Ireland is so wealthy because its capital is Dublin.

Marathon runners know that it all pays off in the long run.

Mr. Sippy is married to Mississippi.

Never try to eat a clock. It's so time consuming.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

Open water swimmers know that where there's a will there's a wave.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

People who don't eat bread go against the grain.

Ropes don't get Christmas presents if they've been knotty.

Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memories.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Running in front of cars gets you tired.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The first universal remote change everything.

The hardest part of an animal to find is the hide.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

The word ambiguous should have more than one meaning.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

Tune a 7-string guitar's strings to C to play pirate music across the 7 C's.

When a bull charges you, cancel your credit card.