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Bring two pairs of pants golfing in case you get a hole in one.

Always train in the sun to feel the burn.

Athletes can be taken to jail for resisting a rest.

Before a race, eat fast food.

If your company set you up with a 401(k), you better start running.

Marathon runners know that it all pays off in the long run.

Open water swimmers know that where there's a will there's a wave.

Run naked for it will put color in your cheeks.

Runners don't forget. They just jog their memories.

Running behind a car is exhausting.

Running in front of cars gets you tired.

Swimmers are good at pooling their resources.

The hardest thing about cycling is the pavement.

When in Augusta, play masterfully.

Your first draft pick should always be an ale.