Sweatshirts

Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.

Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

If you're wearing pants on a hot summer day, cut yourself some slack.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

To succeed in stealth, be sure to wear sneakers.

When a newly painted room is too cold, give it a second coat.

Whether glass coffins succeed remains to be seen.

X-rays give doctors inside information.

If you lost your sweater, check the sauna.