Discussing coffee can lead to heated debate.

Hipsters drink their coffee before its cool.

Top of the line coffee makers have a lot of perks.

A drink that never lies is honestea.

If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.

When your dad is your teacher, expect pop quizzes.

No one picks their nose. They are born with it.

If you're looking for soup, go to the stock market.

Bad coffee likes to stir up trouble.

Elevator jokes are funny on so many levels.

Gossipers tend to spill the beans before grinding them.

Don't drink coffee to wake up. Wake up to drink coffee.

The first universal remote changed everything.

When a bull charges you, cancel your credit card.

To make holy water, boil the hell out of it.

Ireland is so wealthy because its capital is Dublin.

'Dark' is spelled with a K because you cannot C in the dark.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.

A cow with no legs is ground beef.

Air at the gas station is no longer free because of inflation.

Burglars who hide in the attic are above suspicion.

Bring two pairs of pants golfing in case you get a hole in one.

Be grateful for your fingers. You can always count on them.

7 8 9 because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.

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